At a sleepover one night, my friend asked me to give a demonstration of how to put on a condom, and I successfully slid a normal-sized Durex over a 32 oz. mason jar water bottle, so the age-old “I’m too big” argument is completely invalid.

So is the “it feels better without one” argument, because you know what doesn’t feel good? Sleeping alone, an unexpected rash the morning after, unwanted pregnancy – really, the list goes on.

The bottom line is: men who try to avoid using condoms when having sex because “it feels better” aren’t the kind of guys you should be getting it on with.